Don't do it, we all care about you

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"I have hired this cat to stare at you whenever you contemplate smoking crack" image of a cat staring at you
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Don't give me reasons to start smoking crack.

 
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You don't need to start, only contemplate ;)

 
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Looks like Dewey

 
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The cat sells crack.

 
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I'm not sure I can think of a more crack-headed thing than starting a sentence with "I hired this cat" but I'm also not trying very hard

 
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Didn't even know I was contemplating doing crack.

 
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You know I gave up drugs, but I ain't giving up smoking crack!

 
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