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Did you hear the one about the man with 5 penises?

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I took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster but now it seems sluggish.

by Melatonin

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A plane crashes in the middle east...

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Genie: I'll grant you three wishes, but...

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Some funny quotes from the game series Tropico

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"Freeze! You're under arrest for stealing the Wikipedia database!"

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Still my Favorite 'Easter' Joke.

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Three men die at the same time, and all arrive at the pearly gates together

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A young couple dies while travelling to the altar

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What do you call a spaceman that never goes into space?

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A man buys a pair of smart shoes

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Do you know why ants don’t get sick?

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NataliePortland

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A bear walks into a bar...

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A pirate walks into a bar...

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Joe and Frank are called in to identify the body of Jim

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two blondes walk into a bar

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the lone ranger is trapped..

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tbh I really don't know how the soviet union ever came to be

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A man enters a shop he had never seen before...

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I only like white rice.

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An Englishman walks through the Scottish highlands...

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Cinderblock

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Two nuns are painting the chapel... (classic)

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man celebrates his 50th birthday by getting botox

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Why did the vampire climb up a palm tree?

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I don't know what my favourite thing about Switzerland is...

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So who would Trump pick as a running mate?

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Richard M. Stallman, Linus Thorvalds [sic], and Donald E. Knuth engage in a discussion on whose impact on the computerized world was the greatest.

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Three bank robbers are making their getaway (medium)

by Lauchs

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A stupid man goes up to a logician and says "what the hell is this logic thing?"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

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A husband wakes up, incredibly hungover... (long)

by Lauchs

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to err is human..

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A beautiful girl has two suitors fight for her affection.

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Trying to fit in at my new job, i signed up for my company's 401k...

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A boy asks his crush out to prom with hi.

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A guy is at a bar when a duck sits next to him (long)

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Calvinball Champ

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A philosopher walks into a bar...

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Daffy Duck kept pricking his finger while he was sewing

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Holyhandgrenade

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A new commander is given charge of an army base

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The mathematician who got into a fight with a triangle...

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Crass Spektakel

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A philosophical horse walks into a bar

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My friend said I'm obsessed with mystery stories

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I asked my german friend if he knew the square root of 81

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A farmer adds a new hen to his chicken farm

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I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, 'I think I might have written that.

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SnokenKeekaGuard

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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

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SnokenKeekaGuard

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What is the least popular game today?

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American ex-presidents race to see who is the fastest.

by Lauchs

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Helium walks into a bar

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Don't listen to a word helium tells you

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UN Survey

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Crass Spektakel

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Why do tennis players struggle with romance?

by Lauchs

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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and a piece of duct tape?

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