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What Biden Can Do To Win Over Gen Z
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theonion.com
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seahorse [Ohio]
2024-05-16T20:05:18Z
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Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-05-15T22:54:32Z
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Woke, Woke, Woke, Snowflake, Cancel Culture, Woke, insists Lee Anderson
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newsthump.com
)
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Nero
2024-05-16T00:48:28Z
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Anarchist Surprisingly Strict About Board Game Rules
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
Maven (famous)
2024-05-15T21:05:48Z
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Trump Reflexively Asks Michael Cohen To Silence Michael Cohen
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theonion.com
)
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Nero
2024-05-15T18:39:22Z
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Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave
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theonion.com
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Nero
2024-05-13T23:32:32Z
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Onion Gift Guide: Mother’s Day Gifts For Every Type Of Mom
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theonion.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-05-12T16:36:31Z
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Man pivots seamlessly from criticising trans rights as ‘a threat to women’s safety’ to defending Russell Brand as ‘no threat to women’s safety’
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newsthump.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-05-11T18:53:01Z
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Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents?
by
Tattletale Times
2024-05-10T20:48:29Z
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Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-05-09T21:26:09Z
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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising
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theonion.com
)
by
seahorse [Ohio]
2024-05-09T16:42:06Z
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Steve Albini Standing Outside Gates of Heaven Telling Everyone How Much He Hates the Smashing Pumpkins
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
Dex
2024-05-10T00:35:00Z
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Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class
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theonion.com
)
by
seahorse [Ohio]
2024-05-09T16:41:06Z
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575
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Man decides it’s just easier to become climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers
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newsthump.com
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Nero
2024-05-08T20:10:22Z
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Doug Ford denounces university encampments after mistaking tents for affordable housing
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thebeaverton.com
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ZeroCool
2024-05-07T14:24:51Z
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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theonion.com
)
by
can
2024-05-06T22:11:35Z
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Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism
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theonion.com
)
by
Clodsire
2024-05-06T20:53:01Z
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439
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New Texas Law Makes It Legal To Sue Any Woman Whose Weight Fluctuates To Find Out What’s Going On There
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theonion.com
)
by
Nero
2024-05-06T14:41:07Z
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How to Boycott a Company By Talking About How Bad It Is and That’s It
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-05-05T19:26:38Z
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Seinfeld slams woke student audiences: “Back when I dated high school girls, they found me hilarious!”
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thebeaverton.com
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by
ZeroCool
2024-05-04T15:56:35Z
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Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead
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theonion.com
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by
Clodsire
2024-05-03T19:39:37Z
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‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex
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can
2024-05-03T15:22:00Z
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Local woman convinced that misogyny is no longer a problem thanks to man shouting "Not All Men" every time she talks
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chaser.com.au
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ZeroCool
2024-05-03T15:10:57Z
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Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They’ve Dated
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theonion.com
)
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can
2024-05-03T14:20:52Z
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Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
DxK
2024-05-02T22:15:46Z
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‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference
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theonion.com
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by
can
2024-05-02T19:16:57Z
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Abuse shelter relocates to a coal mine in hopes of getting government funding
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chaser.com.au
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by
Supervillain
2024-05-02T18:54:48Z
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Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes
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theonion.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-05-02T18:07:03Z
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Trump Boys Bake Dad Cake With Gavel Hidden Inside
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theonion.com
)
by
Arthur Besse
2024-05-02T15:48:32Z
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Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
graham1
2024-05-02T06:06:50Z
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Kristi Noem Saves Face by Claiming Dog She Shot Was Infected with Woke Mind Virus
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
Nero
2024-04-30T02:37:08Z
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Audi and BMW in desperate battle to release most arrogant autonomous vehicle
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newsthump.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-29T14:45:31Z
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781
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Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
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theonion.com
)
by
Nero
2024-04-29T02:55:17Z
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American 18-year-olds stoked to vote in last presidential election
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thebeaverton.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-28T12:19:54Z
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J.K. Rowling Explains Goblin Rebellions Were About States’ Rights
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hard-drive.net
)
by
BuddyTheBeefalo
2024-04-28T11:53:21Z
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Why me arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users is good, but the last regime arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users was bad, by Elon Musk
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newsthump.com
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by
ZeroCool
2024-04-28T03:10:36Z
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Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones
by
Tattletale Times
2024-04-27T22:07:46Z
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543
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Cop Beating the Crap Out of College Student Looking Forward to Two Weeks Paid Vacation
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
graham1
2024-04-26T14:37:32Z
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The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants
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lemmingnosis
2024-04-26T06:00:02Z
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$1200 Graphics Card Opens Two Extra Google Chrome Tabs
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hard-drive.net
)
by
BuddyTheBeefalo
2024-04-25T20:38:16Z
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Twilio cofounder Jeff Lawson appears to have just bought The Onion
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businessinsider.com
)
by
misk
2024-04-25T22:13:32Z
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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting
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theonion.com
)
by
Nero
2024-04-25T12:37:25Z
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215
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Area Man Unsure If He's Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied
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youtube.com
)
by
Bob
2024-04-25T07:25:25Z
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241
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'We Support the Right to Freedom of Expression,' Says University Official Who’s Trying to Contact the National Guard
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reductress.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-24T12:25:32Z
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456
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Columbia University Qualifies That Students Only Allowed to Stage Protest if It’s Quiet and Ineffective
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reductress.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-24T04:32:49Z
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131
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Local Child Fails to Grasp “Yes, and” Improv Principle, Bores Playmates
by
Tattletale Times
2024-04-23T18:43:44Z
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Breaking News
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theshovel.com.au
)
by
Minarble
2024-04-23T01:53:49Z
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Woman Jealous of Cat’s Health Insurance
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
Nero
2024-04-23T01:45:18Z
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250
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Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living
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theonion.com
)
by
seahorse [Ohio]
2024-04-22T16:35:43Z
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557
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Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower's Suicide
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hard-drive.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-22T14:59:01Z
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551
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This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket
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newsthump.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-21T17:42:03Z
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467
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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-20T21:57:41Z
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Woman Doing Her Best to Like New Taylor Swift Album Lest She Face The Consequences
by
Dankry
2024-04-19T23:36:30Z
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122
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Facebook Launches “Most Powerful Profile Picture Filter Yet” in Support of Ukraine Against Russian Invasion
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-19T20:32:43Z
0
238
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Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream
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theonion.com
)
by
seahorse [Ohio]
2024-04-19T12:17:06Z
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128
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New York City Launches New Shareable E-Cig Program
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theonion.com
)
by
seahorse [Ohio]
2024-04-19T12:14:11Z
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605
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-18T15:28:54Z
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268
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Mom Confirms Extramarital Affairs with Everyone on Xbox
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hard-drive.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-18T12:57:57Z
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114
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Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show
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hard-drive.net
)
by
restingboredface
2024-04-18T16:33:59Z
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107
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Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show
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hard-drive.net
)
by
restingboredface
2024-04-18T16:33:59Z
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381
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Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up
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newsthump.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-18T01:06:33Z
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344
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Trump Rejects Several Female Jurors as Not His Type
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borowitzreport.com
)
by
Wilshire
2024-04-17T21:21:30Z
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300
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
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theonion.com
)
by
Five
2024-04-17T02:16:43Z
2
520
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Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial
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theonion.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-16T19:30:18Z
4
150
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Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star
by
Tattletale Times
2024-04-16T17:02:47Z
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738
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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-15T18:35:28Z
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107
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Children’s Fucked-Up Little Drawings in Horror Movies, Ranked
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hard-drive.net
)
by
Aatube
2024-04-15T02:02:33Z
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607
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Trump Brags About Latest Cognitive Test After Crushing Kids Menu Maze
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-14T22:13:01Z
13
248
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Man Espousing Right-Wing Beliefs for First Time Sees Podcast Set Magically Forming Around Him
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hard-drive.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-13T16:41:52Z
1
483
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Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate
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hard-drive.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-12T17:13:34Z
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628
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Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’
(
newsthump.com
)
by
Nero
2024-04-11T21:28:51Z
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261
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Medical Staff Report OJ Took One Last Instinctual Swipe at Blonde Nurse Before Passing
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-11T20:13:06Z
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654
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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
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theonion.com
)
by
The Picard Maneuver
2024-04-11T19:18:41Z
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795
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Bring out the rule book
by
Ultragigagigantic
2024-04-11T13:27:47Z
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54
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Austrian newspaper copies from German version of The Onion
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mimikama.org
)
by
manucode
2024-04-11T16:54:05Z
8
2
0
Medical Staff Report OJ Took One Last Instinctual Swipe at Blonde Nurse Before Passing
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-11T20:13:06Z
0
200
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Jealous Florida Senate Hurriedly Passes Bill Allowing Teachers to Pistol Whip Tardy Students
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-10T22:10:26Z
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702
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‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man saying exactly what he thinks, every single day
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newsthump.com
)
by
Nero
2024-04-10T01:40:12Z
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208
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Man Still Thinks Of Computer Virus As Cartoon Worm That Bites Through Screen
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theonion.com
)
by
The Picard Maneuver
2024-04-09T23:10:45Z
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355
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Supreme Court Expands Access To Roofies
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theonion.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-09T18:23:11Z
12
228
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Journalist Who Dreamed of Writing from the Front Lines Willing to Settle for Summarizing SNL Skits for HuffPost
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
Nero
2024-04-07T20:09:37Z
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446
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Man Thinks Games Were Better When He Was Blind to Their Blatant Political Themes
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hard-drive.net
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-07T16:40:11Z
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269
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Pregnant Sex Ed Teacher Must Really Know Her Stuff
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theonion.com
)
by
seahorse [Ohio]
2024-04-07T12:40:34Z
1
177
3
Dad Hopes New Neighbor Likes Verbal Altercations
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theonion.com
)
by
seahorse [Ohio]
2024-04-07T12:37:03Z
1
150
3
Dad at WrestleMania Spends Three Hours Commenting on Poor Table Craftsmanship
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
Nero
2024-04-06T23:53:12Z
2
141
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Kanye West Accused by Workers of Acting Like Kanye West
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hard-drive.net
)
by
Nero
2024-04-05T04:48:43Z
0
187
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Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite
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newsthump.com
)
by
ZeroCool
2024-04-05T02:40:54Z
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95
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Hockey Arena DJ Waiting for Perfect Moment to Play “Welcome to the Jungle”
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
tree
2024-04-05T00:14:38Z
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53
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Environmental Fail/Nostalgia FTW: This 3-Mile Wide Garbage Patch In The Pacific Ocean Is 100% Composed Of Troll Dolls
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clickhole.com
)
by
tree
2024-04-05T00:13:38Z
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69
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3 Classic Norwegian Fairy Tales Parents Used To Scare Their Children Out Of Going On ‘Shark Tank’ Without A Clear Pitch
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clickhole.com
)
by
tree
2024-04-05T00:13:08Z
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49
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Ford doubles down on refusal to build fourplexes until someone explains to him what they are
(
thebeaverton.com
)
by
tree
2024-04-04T23:51:34Z
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110
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Father Unaware He's Been Pushing Empty Stroller For Past 8 Blocks
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theonion.com
)
by
The Picard Maneuver
2024-04-04T20:32:14Z
1
489
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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity
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theonion.com
)
by
Alsephina
2024-04-04T05:28:17Z
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615
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‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had
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reductress.com
)
by
tree
2024-04-04T03:43:32Z
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34
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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity
(
theonion.com
)
by
Alsephina
2024-04-04T05:28:16Z
0
65
3
Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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mcsweeneys.net
)
by
tree
2024-04-04T03:53:01Z
11
465
5
Aw Crap: I Thought I Said Something Normal but My Therapist Responded “Let’s Unpack That”
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thehardtimes.net
)
by
tree
2024-04-03T02:32:00Z
24
251
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The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos
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mcsweeneys.net
)
by
tree
2024-04-03T02:05:54Z
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212
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Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On
(
theonion.com
)
by
tree
2024-04-03T02:04:24Z
21
158
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Why I Stopped Dating Guys My Age and Started Dating Guys Who Were Born as Old Men and Are Aging in Reverse
(
reductress.com
)
by
tree
2024-04-03T01:30:21Z
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