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They wait until you take a bite. I swear.

I’m gonna start getting them to wait until after I’ve swallowed to answer them.

Former server/bartender here: we don’t.

You only really have a five minute window to check whether there is an issue with the food, so you pop the question whenever you walk by the table.

Yeah, you can’t check when they get it because they haven’t eaten, if you wait 20 minutes it’s too late. You’re at a restaurant presumably because you’re hungry so what are you mostly doing right when the food gets there? Eating. It’s just the nature of things

Who are you so wise in the ways of science





nod…mmh…nod



[stares at you in dead silence with a sardonic smile on their face while you finish chewing]


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