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Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely breathtaking*
Careful with them hottub jets, all I’m sayin
It’s nice of cities to put them in every park
Apparently you can only use them once though
Could you share your Emacs config?
*Girl-chan blushes*
“I didn’t know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together… "
*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*
“Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don’t call me.”
The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.
Emacs? I don’t think this is going to work out…
I sent you my desktop layout, please respond
Oh yeah, it’s right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!
if a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
milkshakes are like 10$’s now
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
What’s your monitor aspect ratio?
I mean, it’s pretty big, but not too big, you know?
Omg you just can’t ask them their monitor aspect ratio… Not without foreplay.
Tetris, Quake or what?
Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict…
Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.
And she seems into it.
She looks fuckin into it tbf
Shes laughing, let’s goooo
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Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?
If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently
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What’s too wiggly?
I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.
can i pentest your honeypot?
That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend
I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?
Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn’t wearing pants. lol
Canot unsee now.
I did the same today on bus 🙃
Imagine, there are women in tech 👩💻
(Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female..)
This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown