karaoke - Oatmeal

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At a karaoke bar, a man on stage loudly sings the lyrics “cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort!” Below him a crowd of old people rage in a Moshpit

From: https://mastodon.social/@oatmeal/114461567790543685

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Just searched for "billboard list this week 2000" and felt this to hit even harder


Man why you gotta do us like that Oatmeal


I'm in this and I don't like it


I hope I live long enough to experience this scenario.


I first reckoned with being old when good music started occasionally popping up on corporate store radio. I don't mean like, classic good shit, I mean, my childhood good shit. My job where I stack boxes all day sometimes plays nickleback or imagine dragons, or that one linkin park song that doesn't sound like a linkin park song. Makes me feel OLD, because only OLD PEOPLE like the music played on corporate store radio (because it's picked by management who are all OLD PEOPLE).

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Thats so true.



F*ck, I'm old.


I am all of these people.


I was ready to say “I don’t get it, is this just a fat shaming joke?” And then I thought about it more.

Statistically, the US is fat, so drawing fat people isn't inherently fat shaming.

This is a joke about how my generation is old. We just also happen to be mostly fat people.

The artist generally draws fat characters, even himself...while describing why he runs ultra marathons.

He's fatfacing >:{





Fucking ouch man


All the civil engineers hoping not to build anymore resorts and just wanting to retire.


Alchemist/chemist "This is my last retort!"




That's not even the best version!

Cut my life into pizza,
This is my plastic fork...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/paparoach69.shtml



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