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Selling shovels

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What's the largest kind of moth?

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. . . a behemoth!

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War, what is it good for?

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Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: “Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival”.

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Where did Benedict Arnold shop for groceries?

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Traitor Joe’s!

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Return to office propaganda floating around LinkedIn

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Why did Schrödinger use a cat for his thought experiment?

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The frog wouldn’t stop croaking.

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What is it called when a chameleon can't change colors?

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A reptile dysfunction!

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what do you call a witch from Nevada?

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A sandwich!

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what you call a taxi driven by a cop?

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A cab!

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Fixed.

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Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself

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Where did people hang out in midieval times?

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Knight clubs!

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2 Minutes of Stewart Francis' Funniest One-Liners! | Live at the Apollo

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I need to sit down after that one

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49514360

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Happens to the best of us

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Woman making the sign of horns with her hand, wearing a black t-shirt that says "I pissed myself at System of a Down".

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Japan Looks to Ukraine’s Cheap Drone Killers as China Pressure Builds

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Japan is reassessing how it prepares for war, turning to Ukraine’s battlefield experience and low-cost drones capable of intercepting Shaheds as tensions around Taiwan and Chinese military activity continue to rise, The Japan Times reported on July 14.

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Have you heard about the Greek god of low blood sugar ?

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His name was Diabetes …

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Wonder how he’s feeling after that match

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It’s actually real. Link to TikTok .

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What do kittens have for breakfast?

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Mice Krispies!

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I thought you might appreciate my joke that's hiding in a post nobody's looking at.

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I know it’s not our standard format, but I think it’s funny.

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My daughter hasn't spoken to me for the past 6 months,

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… since she was born.

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

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Pepperonly pizza! 🍕 🍕

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The difference

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Attention Spam

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Holy Q2 numbers not looking good

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/72244236

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German

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Kash Patel Calls For Public’s Help Using Computer

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Kind of a fruity joke so bear with me. I always wanted to have a shotgun marriage or get married in a drive through in Las Vegas. But that will never happen you know why?

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Cantaloupe

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A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference. For example:

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“Let’s eat, Bob.” Has a completely different meaning from “Bob is in a coma”

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Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham - The Onion

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‘America’s parasites, worms and bacteria are finally enjoying freedom from government interference,’ insists RFK Jr

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Beware of Bruce

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Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

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“You’ll recall that Graham once stated if Trump became the Republican nominee for president, ‘the party would be destroyed and they would deserve it’,” Mason said. “But ten years ago, he made a superseding deal to keep his senate seat in a pact signed in blood, which is generally how these things work.”

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A nice Goldblum farewell

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The English language is incomplete

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I’ll give you an example:

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LinkedIn Sashes Become America's Hottest Fashion Trend

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

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Sign Language

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MAHA Voter Feels Betrayed   By Continued Survival Of Own Children

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Companies Discover Open Positions Work Fine Without Jobs

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Hindsight

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Lindsey Graham introducing himself to others in the afterlife like…

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Did you know I got sent to Mime camp when I was younger?

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I still can’t talk about it….

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hmmm

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hmmm

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Where does cheese go for help with its addiction?

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Brie-hab!

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Iran-USA conflict resumes after Trump accidentally rests cheeseburger on red button

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DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

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Waymo Will Now Read Riders Their Miranda Rights Before Every Trip

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ERROR

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A suitable name for a pet termite

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Why should you always borrow money from a pessimist?

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They never expect to get it back!

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Really? That much?

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Case closed

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White Slang vs. Black Slang | Clayton English | Don't Tell Comedy (11:16)

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As you do...

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cross-posted from: https://altgag.net/post/21794

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Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies

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Do you know why libraries are so tall?

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Because they have a lot of stories!

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what do you call a wizard that disregards OSHA

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Severed Snape

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