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Wednesday is open Mike night.
Never again.
Because they’re in-sects.
Some day I hope to be a bouillonaire
It turns out she suffers from my grains….
I thought I would at least get a Snicker
And I was like, “Well, damn.”
Hole Foods!
Then I had a change of heart
Pillow cases!
A calcunow!
cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/22420695
When she found out she hit the roof….
I think there’s a Ghost of a Chance.
They can only draw blood!
He was squaring in the house of God.
The Dead Sea!
Grrraiinnnns!
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.
They’re afraid to unwind!
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It dampens their spirits!
One day I hope to be good at it.
A poultrygeist!
Scare-spray!
Watch out for the reaper cushions!
Spelling!
it’s grate!
The bike was just too tired.
A Himhe bar!
Sometimes this is a tankless job.
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/575939
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
They’ve reduced meowers.
Spooktacles!
Because some relationships don’t work out!
Coral Reefs 🪸
Her vehicle goes broom-broom
In college they were broom mates
She’s a night mare
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
“I don’t think Charlie is such a bad choice of name, even for a girl,” I told her.
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/550282
A hardened criminal.
A small medium at large.
And to that I said - “well, it’s a long story.”
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/37182364
Because they cantaloupe!
She’s a Bordeaux collie.
Because it’s a dead language!
Because it was ground this morning!
I can really see myself doing that.
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None! They’re all in the dark side.
I won a dog whistle and 2 mimes
It turns out he only does odd jobs…
There was no racquet….
In the gourd-room!
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