They put things into perspective.
A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”
The blouse brothers
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24960555
I have to reject any that don’t make the cut.
It's about thyme.
You get Putin jail.
If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24914135
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
(Fahrenheit. In Celsius this would be deadly)
He's a good buoy.
spoilerdon’t ask meow
spoilerit was very time consuming
My therapist said I had impasta syndrome.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/35513565
Because they use a honey comb.
spoilerYou mean an air pump?
Because it had beef.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24047094
Water.
Constantinople.
.. but nevermind, it's tearable.
Haven't seen any posts all year.
So I could start the year off on the right foot.
Beauty rule
Tibet.
They're so full of potential
It was quite the paradox!
They were really into each other
spoilerShe lobster job
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a highway patrol officer who says, "You were speeding and I'm going to give you a ticket."
A lollygagger.
That would be a big step forward
He's a pet peeve
I told her I ate all the candy. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
What a kind jester. 🤡
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22869639
Because they are alloys
They are, after all, what they are.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Saint Nickel-less.
Because they don’t have the guts!
The cina-minimum.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
AnswerNone. There are no W's in "all".
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22560897
Mastodon.
Lady Ba Ba
You’ll always find yourself Bargaining.
A panthem
The meetings are just too full of buzzwords.
A monk once got locked out of the monastery.
So I went in as Batman.
A blast from the past.
Via Mastodon.
Alfalfabetically.
When you're reading a dictionary.
I can't explain it, but they just have a certain *chien ne sais quoi*
The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!
This may result in remote cod execution.
Pil-grams!
"But you ARE a lawyer."
"Man that's wild!"
A pouch potato
For those with lower back pain:
Turns out it was just some sham poo
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22017704
Leopardy!
A lighthouse
Because proper tea is theft!
It had a kaleidoscope
Guilty of resisting a-rest.