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I'm curious how many collectors-item level baseball cards were wrapped around bicycle forks with clothes-pegs in childhood to make a flappity-flap motor sound in the spokes.

by Derrick

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My dentists office has a lot of artwork featuring the word "smile" and none with the word "chew."

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Captain Aggravated

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Some businesses entire business models could be more honestly described as problem production, or making inconveniences

by ElectroVagrant

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I'd consider buying a Fisker car if the software/firmware was open source

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Can tell a business will go the way of the dodo when it requires passwords to have janky symbols, forced capitalization, or weird numbers of letters

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✧✨🌿Allo🌿✨✧

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In 20 years, kids hearing the term "trumped up" might assume it's a reference to Donald Trump's reputation for lying.

by merc

What is the pH of litmus?

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Captain Aggravated

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The rate at which Shower Thoughts are posted in an area is a measure of how often the people there take showers.

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✧✨🌿Allo🌿✨✧

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It is amazing how many adults never really made it past their terrible twos.

by spaghettiwestern

More people may be writing today than ever before, and some may be writing more than they ever speak

by ElectroVagrant

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Shit Midas. Unlike the greek's myth, there're so much more people who turn everything into piles of burning feces. I'm struggling to name it. Shitass, maybe?

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Андрей Быдло

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There are emotions I don't know how to express without my glasses on.

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Captain Aggravated

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The clockspeed of observation is 18.5 tredecillion Hz

by aidan

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People must have had really powerful leg muscles and glutes before the invention of the toilet/outhouse.

by Corkyskog

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Bakers are useful members of society. It makes sense that they exist. A society without bakers would not be more efficient.

by loaExMachina

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Some people probably have left and right socks

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Even influencers can't seem to influence platform choice

by ElectroVagrant

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when a plane has a catastrophic accident with me on board, I should be entitled to a refund

by MyNameIsIgglePiggle

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All applications should start in dark mode, and then offer you the option to move to light mode.

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Poot

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