Vested

I’d put some batteries in the vest pockets and say By the power vested in me I now pronounce you son and daughter. You may not kiss anyone until you’re 18

This dad jokes.

Better than when we had hot dogs for dinner, wurst day ever

I personally prefer a nice thick wool sweater, but I suppose you’ll just accuse me of being too heavily invested.

Top patenting.

They obviously had vested interests

That’s the vest joke I’ve heard in a while.

Thanks dad!

So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Ok boomer.

Good dad joke bc that is super cringey lol

Check the left pocket… It’s an investmint