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My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

by yogi_pogi

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Simpsons did it!

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DxK

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Careful! He's ruffled!

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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- M O V E - Y O U R -

by harry315

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Avoid consequences for your crimes with this one simple life hack

by Optional

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Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one upvote to Happy Dude

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It's time to stop lying to yourself and accept it.

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The Picard Maneuver

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Sailing the high seas

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Homer, find your space soul mate

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The Duke of New York? I've been calling him The Baron of New York. Oh why didn't someone tell me. I've been making an idiot out of myself.

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But the cosmic ballet didn't do anything.

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End Of Lemmygelion

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Oh, rats.

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FullOfBallooons

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.......We won!

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The Picard Maneuver

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A simple guide

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The Picard Maneuver

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The apocalypse is coming. Maybe not to tomorrow, maybe never, but its coming.

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Oh, you have got to be kidding sir.

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Not Rorschach!

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I like the personal touch you can only get from free goo

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Don't forget...

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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I dreamed about her again last night

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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I am tired of these fans.

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Mmm...silicalicious

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Pg 1: Becoming terminally online

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The Picard Maneuver

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Falloutposting

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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One feisty feline

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Oops, shouldn't have this X-Force logo on here either.

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You should probably ignore that.

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Make it happen, Disney

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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77X42 being the least sour flavor available at the time.

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No one dared to ask his business. No one dared to make a slip. Moe Szyslak among them. Had five big irons on his hip. Big irons on his hip.

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What's the point of putting it in H if you can't show it off?

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It don't matter

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What do you want, Lois? His cholesterol is through the roof.

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I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat vegetables...

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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What he's typed will be a window into good ol' Grimy.

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A simpler time

by Optional

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What? All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s.

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Bart, I don't want to alarm you.

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Ohhhh, a 'cauldron'.

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He used his opposable thumbs to make a few simple adjustments!

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He is like some sort of non-giving up scheme guy.

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Uh, better start with Greektown

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What a time to be alive.

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I guess I did need it.

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Milhouse my ass. It's probably Thrillho.

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Well, the kids have to learn about the Build engine sooner or later.

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This used to be a nice neighborhood

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This is a dilly of a pickle

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Aww, I wanted Bonestorm

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Hey Homer, you get a haircut or something?

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Oops, shouldn't have this "[OC]" tag on here either

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i know those words but that sign makes no sense

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"Oh no, no, in fact even a slight breeze could-"

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The Picard Maneuver

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My actual brain. Please don't tell anyone how I live.

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Whatever you say, billboard!

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Think, man, think!

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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MFW I'm getting ready to deal with all those bungholes that are outside my basement

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Ultragigagigantic

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A long forgotten scene from a long forgotten episode

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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I nicked the image for this shitpost when you let your guard down for that split second.

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And now you're ready for a night on the town!

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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That's it!

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Doink

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Hey, they're playing the oliphaunt song

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This is a shitpost, not the bleedin' splish splash show

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Every Friday Night...

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Happy Cosmic Ballet Day

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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The name's Hutz. Lionel Hutz.

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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THWACK ... eughughgugh

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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It's whisper quiet!!

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Tonight, we unveil my most diabolical creation!

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Pizza.

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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Please.

by Fluffy_Ruffs

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I'm just gonna share this...and if you go dank, it's your own fault!

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me after the lobotomy

by can

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That's a half-truth!

by incompetentboob

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Would you kindly pass me some men?

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Typical Boomers...

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We're going back to nineteen dickety-two

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The Picard Maneuver

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You don't make friends with salad

by ElBarto

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How It Feels To Dive on Today's Roads

by ShaggySnacks

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I stayed up listening to Queen...

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Hunter Biden’s baby looked at you?

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NataliePortland

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AI Tom Scott talks about Sneed

by can

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The Magical Man from Happyland

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Seconds before disaster

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The Picard Maneuver

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It never happened

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The Picard Maneuver

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Ohio, I don’t think women will like losing their rights Ohio:

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NataliePortland

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Do you want me to ask the cat to solve the CAPTCHA? Becauae the Cat's gonna get it!

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Wizard Key?

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SiriusCybernetics

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My mom heard about the meme wars

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NataliePortland

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I Quote This Line Daily

by ShaggySnacks

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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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The Picard Maneuver

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Hi! I'm Big Butt Skinner

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No mother, that's just the lava fumes of Mustafar.

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FullOfBallooons

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Don't touch Willy

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The Picard Maneuver

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Okay I'll tell you the current events but you have to promise to not be mad

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NataliePortland

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Why didn't I think of that!

by SimpsonsShitStealer

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I'm seeing quintuple here. Twenty-Five Guys!

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