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JK Rowling slammed for asking if she can be Black if she likes “Motown & fancy myself in cornrows”

by This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1

by ylai
9

Jerry Seinfeld Apologizes for Bee Movie's ‘Sexual Undertones’ During Duke Commencement Address

by JoeCoT
22

Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

by jeffw
38

American Airlines is Issuing 'Poverty Verification Letters' For New-Hire Flight Attendants Because Their Wages Are So Low

by solo
61

Sam Bankman-Fried Believes He Was Set Up to Be the Fail Guy

by solo
20

GOP introduces bill that would send anyone convicted of unlawful activity on a campus since Oct. 7th, 2023 to Gaza.

by Viking_Hippie
68

Plastic, Plastic Everywhere — Even at the UN’s “Plastic Free” Conference

by jeffw
3

Flavor Flav is the official hype man for the US women's water polo team in the Paris Olympics

by Wilshire
30

After Buying Up Studios, Xbox Says It Doesn't Have The Resources To Run Them

by woelkchen
123

Bumble Founder Shares Odd Future of Dating: Your AI Dates My AI

by RobotToaster
30

A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods

by Venator
52

Robot dogs armed with AI-aimed rifles undergo US Marines Special Ops evaluation

by jeffw
57

‘Roof Ninja’ Woman Secretly Lived in Grocery Store Sign for Nearly a Year

by jeffw
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Student protesters face same suspensions as those who bring assault rifles to campus

by ylai
35

Ohio State commencement speaker says he took psychedelics to write Bitcoin speech

by ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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Biden campaign uses Drake and Kendrick Lamar drama to diss Trump

by Wilshire
2

Microsoft says it needs games like Hi-Fi Rush the day after killing its studio

by JoeCoT
5

Republican defends child marriage: I'm "pro-choice"

by Viking_Hippie
41

Zoo defends ‘panda’ exhibit after criticism for using dogs dyed black and white

by Viking_Hippie
40

RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain

by misk
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RFK Jr. Lands Coveted Kevin Spacey Endorsement

by jeffw
36

Kristi Noem Suggests Biden’s Dog Should Have Been Killed, Too

by usernamesAreTricky
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'Real men wear diapers': Trump supporters wear nappies

by Hellfire103
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Trump celebrates Billboard success of J6 Prison Choir recording at donor retreat

by jeffw
8

Man Stopped at Miami International Airport with Snakes in his Pants/

by PiJiNWiNg
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Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House

by ZeroCool
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Caitlyn Jenner’s rumored trans girlfriend is apparently really transphobic

by jeffw
53

Have you seen this emotional support gator? Wally's owner says he's lost in Georgia

by SandbagTiara2816
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Ron DeSantis bans 'global elite' lab-grown meat

by Viking_Hippie
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Donald Trump says Democrats wanted him to overturn Roe v. Wade

by jeffw
52

Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting to bring photo ID

by Hellfire103
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Second Boeing whistleblower dies suddenly

by RobotToaster
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UN plastics treaty inches closer to reality as lobbyists tout plastics' 'massive societal benefits'

by jeffw
4

Robert De Niro wasn’t shouting at pro-Palestinian protesters in viral video. He’s filming a TV show

by jeffw
25

Internet Horrified at AI App for Cloning Dead Family Members

by ylai
23

Emergency slide that fell off Delta plane washes up at home of lawyer whose firm is suing Boeing

by Matt
15

Supreme Court: Drivers hauling baked goods are in transportation, not baking

by Late2TheParty
13

FTC fines Razer for every cent made selling bogus “N95 grade” RGB masks

by pro_grammer
26

Google is building a fart button into Android

by woelkchen
27

To fend off tourists, a town in Japan is building a big screen blocking the view of Mount Fuji

by gedaliyah
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The Taliban are working to woo tourists to Afghanistan

by raoulraoul
57

A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

by SandbagTiara2816
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Viral Mystery Song 'Everyone Knows That' Identified Thanks to Eighties Porno

by jeffw
5

Arizona state senator indicted in fake electors scheme is tapped for RNC position | CNN Politics

by Viking_Hippie
5

South Dakota governor, a potential Trump running mate, writes in new book about killing her dog

by pro_grammer
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A Close Examination of the Most Infamous Public Toilet in America

by jeffw
7

Kremlin Disputes Report Putin Didn’t Order Navalny’s Death

by dantheclamman
10

The man who audited Trump's social-media company misspelled his own name 14 different ways

by ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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Trump Lawyer Argues He Could Legally Order Assassination Of Political Rival

by ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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MAGA Host Can’t Stop Talking to Lara Trump About Anal Sex

by jeffw
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Gay Republican group is now rooting for Joe Biden’s death

by jeffw
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Tourist Mauled by Brown Bear After Disastrous Attempt at Selfie

by Wilshire
11

Kim Kardashian joins Kamala Harris at White House to talk criminal justice reform

by return2ozma
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The GOP’s “Election Integrity” Lawyer Was Just Indicted for Election Subversion

by Viking_Hippie
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Elite NYC Lawyers Locked in Bitter Custody Feud Over Beloved Mini Poodle

by jeffw
1

Trump Respects Women, Most Men Say

by ZeroCool
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Spotify CEO Daniel Ek surprised by how much laying off 1,500 employees negatively affected the streaming giant’s operations

by wanderingmagus
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‘Can you catch it as well?’: bird stunt causes flap in European parliament

by lnxtx
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DEA Sanctions Religious Use Of Ayahuasca But Refuses Psilocybin For Cancer Patients' Pain Relief

by BuddyTheBeefalo
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Compassion is making a comeback in America

by Hellfire103
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Unhappy neighbors. Vacant lots. North Carolina community for ‘Patriots’ off to a rocky start

by Klaatu
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Delta Burke says she used crystal meth for weight loss

by return2ozma
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Yankees manager Aaron Boone gets mistakenly ejected after a fan yells at the umpire

by jeffw
2

Russian Who Bankrolled Trump’s Truth Social Set Up Dodgy Sex Pill Sites

by jeffw
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RFK Jr. Swears He Wasn’t Thirsty for Fitness Influencer on TikTok

by Aatube
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NYT Opinion: Government Surveillance Keeps Us Safe

by Arthur Besse
19

Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp

by OldManBOMBIN
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North Texas man sues Cinemark claiming 24-ounce beer cups can't hold 24 ounces

by ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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British passengers on Turkey flight drink the plane dry in under half an hour

by DxK
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Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

by Arthur Besse
41

The Dog Ate My Homework

by Sam_Bass
11

Pennsylvania school board cancels gay '30 Rock' actor's anti-bullying talk, citing his 'lifestyle'

by ElCanut
9

Life-threatening rat pee infections reach record levels in NYC

by schizoidman
24

77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit

by Viking_Hippie
22

Aaron Rodgers says AIDS was created by the U.S. government in the 1980s

by jeffw
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Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’

by SquiffSquiff
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Goofy file for union vote at Disneyland

by Wilshire
8

Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly"

by Wilshire
9

Ariana Grande's Grandmother Makes History As Oldest Person on Hot 100

by jeffw
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Gravy delivered to Ontario legislature sparks police investigation

by ZeroCool
0

We don't all smoke weed in Germany, Scholz assures Chinese students

by NightOwl
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Goofy is sued for negligence, inflicting trauma, in Disneyland collision

by dantheclamman
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Germany to give Holocaust survivors $236 payout to help them cope with October 7 attacks

by NightOwl
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Thousands of Ford Broncos recalled same day OJ Simpson dies

by ZeroCool
11

Game studio owner suddenly lays everyone off and blames a Kotaku report that hasn't been published

by Aatube
10

Fox News now accusing Scrabble of being too “woke”

by ZeroCool
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Foreign landlord fails to pay taxes, CRA goes after tenant

by RobotToaster
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Defeated CEOs are now conceding hybrid working is here to stay

by Viking_Hippie
18

California’s firefighters can’t get fire insurance

by jeffw
0

Police in Japan have arrested a 36-year-old man on suspicion of selling illegally modified Pokémon save data to customers online

by lnxtx
19

John Bolton to Vote for Dick

by jeffw
9

Tesla Owner Calls Police on Rivian Driver Using Supercharger

by woelkchen
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Finance guru Dave Ramsey slams 'awful' Gen Zers and millennials who live with their parents: 'They suck. They can't buy a house because they don't work'

by return2ozma
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YouTube is testing a new design that you'll probably hate instantly

by anonymouse
53

Tourist Falls 170 Feet Off a Cliff to Her Death While Taking Selfie

by raoulraoul
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Elon Musk admits he has this secret account on X where he ‘pretends to be a child’

by Hellfire103
59

Consumer Reports asks USDA to remove Lunchables from schools' lunch menus

by TheGalacticVoid
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United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle

by jeffw
32

Sunak apologises for wearing trendy trainers

by Hellfire103
5