Lord of the memes

Transcription(We're taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we've had running LotR jokes all semester.) TA: "Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We've been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more 'can I just used my cell phone' nonsense." Student: "[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?" TA: "Here, I've got a big box of spares." Student: **struggling** "I can't get this packaging open..." Student 2: "Here, I've got a pocket knife." TA: "And I've got a pair of scissors if you need them." Student 3: *from the back of the room* "OR MY AXE!" *(Everyone starts laughing.)* TA: "The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section." *(Everyone groans.)* TA: "Oh, come on, you're in a math class. Deal with the math jokes." *(The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)* Professor: "Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?" TA: "Hey, I didn't start it." *(The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)* Professor: "But I'm about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall." *(At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden's lines from 'Return of the King.")* Professor: "Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!" *(The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)* Professor: "Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!" Entire Class: "MAAATH!" Professor: "MAAAAATH!" Entire Class: "MAAAAAATH!" Professor: "Forth, exam-takers!" *(The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)* Professor: **at the end of the email** "PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me 'Mathrandir.'"

Has a stepsister kink

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23669729

(Image description: A woman's hand holds a brown gift wrapped package with a picture attached by twine. The picture is of Boromir in the Lord of the Rings, saying "It is a gift".)

sorry-not-sorry for shit quality

Less than half the crossover I'd hoped for.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eye-2

"what is that?"

Additional clarification is required in this case.