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France issues baguette-scented scratch-and-sniff stamp

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German politician's video of licking public toilets goes viral

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Pals ecstatic after spotting ‘Northern Lights’ - but it was a Premier Inn sign

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Blushing hens: Study finds French chickens get red in the face when scandalized

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Homeowner finds huge abandoned model railway in back garden

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'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say

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Dublin and New York City portal to be changed after 9/11 images shown

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German men with the strongest fingers compete in Bavaria's 'Fingerhakeln' wrestling championship

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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

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The Dublin Portal: When a New Yorker gave them the finger, Dubliners returned the gesture

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Irony abounds as UK NCSC’s simple door codes revealed

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Zoo defends ‘panda’ exhibit after criticism for using dogs dyed black and white

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Swiss Army Knife maker developing new version - without the knife

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Political party in Germany 'calls for kebabs to be subsidised'

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End your day with "Moscow Nights"

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Mexican senator sacrifices rooster to Aztec rain god

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Scarborough woman wants answers after being told she is dead

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'Eunuch maker' Marius Gustavson made £300k from extreme body modification website

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Archaeologists uncover possible phallus carving at Roman Vindolanda

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Wonka-inspired chocolate experience in Los Angeles that mimics Glasgow event attracts dozens

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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

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AI priest quickly defrocked after giving users oddball answers, taking confessions like ‘real’ clergyman

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Wedding Guests Get A Surprise When A Cow In A Nearby Field Turns Out To Be A Furry Taking Pictures

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Sci-fi scarecrows on show in annual Wray village event

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American Airlines keeps mistaking 101-year-old passenger for baby

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Kansas man who killed his wife used insurance payout to buy sex doll

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Orbiter Spots "Spiders" on Surface of Mars

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Mum's shock as sex toy, knickers and lube left near son's grave in Doncaster cemetery

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Behold The Thermonator: World's First Flame-Throwing Robot Dog Is For Sale

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For first time in a billion years, two lifeforms have merged into one

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A Dentist Found a Jawbone in a Floor Tile

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Boy, 9, from Derbyshire, wins gull screeching competition

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Family that walk on all fours have 'undone the last 3 million years of evolution'

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Hamilton man hijacks ambulance when staff won’t take him to hospital for abscess on his bottom

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Democratic candidate called police after mistaking horror film promo as letter threat

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Snake on a train delays Japanese bullet service

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Belgian man whose body makes its own alcohol cleared of drunk-driving

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Man triumphs after residents demand 'Game of Thrones' statues removed

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Brit passengers on four-hour flight to Turkey drink entire plane dry in 25 minutes

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British farmers using Axe body spray to keep rams from fighting

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Scientists claim to have successfully ‘conversed’ with a whale

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Joe Biden claims uncle possibly eaten by cannibals during Second World War

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Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’

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Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly"

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Mexican news channel accidentally airs man's testicles instead of solar eclipse

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Two-year-old boy has one-in-a-billion ‘werewolf syndrome’

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Creative Scotland claw back 67k from tax payer funded hardcore sex show

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Wrong couple divorced after law firm computer error

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Visitors filmed 'trying to force antlers off deer' at Richmond Park

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Mysterious Link Between Cats And Schizophrenia Is Real, Study Finds

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Scientists implant mice with deer cells and grow 'mini antlers' in major breakthrough

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Election candidate sacked for failing to answer calls because he was dead

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This goat with anxiety only calms down when she's in her duck costume

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Ipswich police deliver takeaway after arresting food rider

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Frogs are screaming - we just can't hear them, scientists in Brazil discover

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Bird 'confuses' police officers by mimicking siren sound

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Escaped racehorse joins commuters at train station - and stands behind yellow line

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Elderly Kinston woman says man used her car to sexually pleasure himself for three years

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Woman says God talked to her via solar eclipse and asked her to shoot at drivers

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Idaho triple murder trial begins with claims about zombies and doomsday plot

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Rishi Sunak offers 'fulsome apology' to Adidas Samba fans

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UK churches keen to host heavy metal bands after duet with organist is a hit

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Woman accused of unleashing bees on deputies serving eviction notice in Massachusetts.

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‘I really wasn’t worried’: US man was getting vasectomy as earthquake struck

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Washington's Lottery AI site turned user photo into porn

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Italian mayor offers free goats to anyone who can catch them

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A Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Day

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Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany

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World Coal Carrying Championships attract hundreds of runners

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Demographics Professor Warns that by 2531, Everyone in Japan Will be Named Sato

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Invaders from underground are coming in cicada-geddon. It's the biggest bug emergence in centuries

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Mystery smell reported across regions of Russia and Finland

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Mike Tyson hopes to deliver knockout blow with cannabis edible ears

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Five-legged lamb gets new home

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Italy is fighting back against souvenirs focusing on Michelangelo’s David genitals

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Grandmother left dangling 7ft upside down after getting stuck in shop's shutters

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Gary the gorilla 'returns' to garden centre after 10 months missing - but only half of him

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Horror film Late Night With the Devil takes $666,666 on Sunday in the US

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Harvard Removes Binding of Human Skin From Book in Its Library

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Massachusetts: robotic police dog shot and credited with averting bloodshed

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Australia drain rescue: Man freed after 36 hours trapped underground

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Essex doctor who told people not to eat Easter eggs in one go branded 'silly'

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Rescued baby hedgehog turns out to be hat bobble

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Alan Titchmarsh’s jeans blurred by North Korean TV censors

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And it was all … orange? Luton fans ask Coldplay for new Yellow lyrics

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Minnesota Republican legislator opposes safe gun storage law, citing killer cow threat

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Man changes name to Literally Anybody Else and announces US presidential run

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Man arrested for allegedly taking leg after California train incident and 'eating it'

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Impaired driver caught after crashing into 'report impaired drivers' sign

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Bears take a ride on swan pedalo at Woburn Safari Park

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