Apparently im a goody good.

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I actually use my toothbrush handle to flaten from the far side forward after the tube is used for a bit.

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Cut the wide end of. Dip your tooth brush into opening. Moan when you do. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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Took this comic to realize you are supposed to squeeze as far towards the front of the tube as possible, you really can go your entire life missing the basics.

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I don't squeeze it, I suck on the hole.

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Technically, that means you're using air pressure to squeeze the tube at every point. You're a full-spectrum psychopath.

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Perfectly balanced,

as few things should be.

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There's the villain's monolog I was hoping for.

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I also call that the nip of the tube.

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False. Directly proportional to emptyness of tube. Start at "good," squeeze the last drop out at "evil" because you forgot to get more toothpaste at the store yesterday.

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What does it say about me that I use one of those tubes that squeezes every last bit out of the tube from the end?

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You've elevated conservationism to a fetish.

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That's too wasteful. Use a round toothbrush to squeeze the thing and your save the specialized tool resources and cost.

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My wife absolutely manhandles toothpaste tubes. Just kung fu grip squeezes the middle. The tube always looks mangled.

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The colors used are a reference about how Chad invented toothpaste

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Or how virgin romania stole Chad’s flag

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