She's about 35

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Hmmm dat phishing lonely boomer men vibe

Never try to guess the age of woman from looks.

One time I was flirting with a woman from Uzbekistan or something, and after like 30 minutes she mentions to someone that she has children of my age (I am 29), and I am like what the actual fuck? She looked 37 at most, lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salma_Hayek

Salma Hayek was born in 1966, making her a cusp Boomer.

That isn't Selma.

What tipped you off?

You can tell by the way she is.

I can tell by the pixels

btw, it's 'Salma'

I assume autocorrect is not your friend.

Autocorrect and I are enemies.

The enemy of my enemy is my fiend