PieFedWorkers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites
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This explains why musk spacex blows up so many rockets
I’m 50/50 on whether they send a craft to catch up to Voyager and scrub the woman off the gold record at this point.
I propose we should send Musk to fetch it himself.
He'll just award himself a few funds from the US Treasury for that.
I don't mind paying for the outward trip if we can scrub the return
He can go get his car back for the return drive
They have to. She’s naked, that’s pornography.
This is some ridiculous bullshit.
Hooooly fuck.
They're really not hiding it anymore. Well, I guess that's not new, but still, holy fuck. This might be some malicious compliance from NASA administrators or something.
53,% of voting white women voted for this.
Maybe they'll wake up when their birth control gets taken.
Maybe that edgy atheist was right all along.
It's just bonkers, but in a scary clown kinda way.
I'm kinda amazed at the prescience of the handmaids tale and other dystopian novels.
Some of that I can see. They don't want to continue the narrative of oh the poor minorities.
Then again, this is way more of a blanket than anything. Scrubbing all mentions of things like "equity" is a little crazy.
How about no.
Either that or go whole-hog the other direction.
If you're going to get fired, make it count.
Malicious compliance, lovely!
Not far enough. Someone might think “white man” is inclusive of diversity hires of descendants of immigrants from Ireland or Italy, and not exclusively of English origin.
Also it should be specified that these are straight men who never entertain wistful thoughts of another man's cock. Muscular, well-endowed straight men, whose rock-like chests glisten with fragile beads of moisture as they shower together before towelling each other off and pulling on their tight, white, form-hugging space underwear under their spacesuits, but who are not thereby aroused. This should be spelled out explicitly, to avoid any confusion.
This wouldn't get anyone fired in the current administration. That's promotion material. They're hoping for people to take the initiative just like that--don't make them *tell you* explicitly to post it. That's how you succeed as a Republican.
You forgot to mention the Nazis imported from Germany after the war..
Actually, that would be an *excellent* addition. And, for the thumbnail, just include Musk's salute, with no further explanation or anything other than the straight facts.
Discover the history of our
humanwhite male spaceflight, science, technology, and aeronautics programs.You're assuming they would object to that. I haven't seen anything to support that assumption.
Can I get the ROI on all this bullshit experiment?
He sure is running the government like one of his businesses...and now we see more clearly why they've all failed!
This is affecting our work - our Share point was down for two days while they looked through it for any mention of dei, delaying plenty of work that had nothing to do with dei.
But even putting that aside, now we have many (thousands?) government employees on admin leave, which means they're getting paid to do nothing. And likely will be for months.
And this delayed resignation thing, if they uphold their end of the deal, will cost even more. Especially since many of the takers seem to be people who were going to retire anyway, or "super commuters" that don't live near the office, both of whom were likely on their way out anyway.
That's a lot of money they are spending for no return at all.
Sounds like we can get more efficient if we remove musk from office.
This is getting out of hand
Been that way for a while, and will only likely get worse.
It's been 2 weeks.
It's been 2020 for 5 years.
A long 2 weeks
I think this is a bit beyond just "getting out of hand". US is now few steps away from outright having a Ministry of Truth and a lot of media are actually going along with it voluntarily.
If you told me this would happen even a month ago, I would have probably laughed at you.
Replace the NASA website with a continuous stream of the movie Hidden Figures with a scrolling banner above it saying "Fuck off Elon"
Lets make indigenous people invisible again, great.
Aw shit, here we go again
I'm terrified that they're going to try to finish the job.
Wasn't the Artemis Program advertised to land the first woman and first person of color in the moon? Well, I think Elon wanted to cancel the whole thing anyway (Except the NASA funding for his new rocket, of course).
Artemis does seem like the third most practical way to get there. Maybe it would be better to put that money to more effective use. Like it or not, SpaceX is a leading contender
"First woman in space"...shhhh
Hows about dropping that SpaceX contract?
I know why, but can still be unhappy.
Somehow they are better than Boeing...
Also no mentions of Jews or the Versailles Treaty
Oh boo hoo - listen libz, the fact is the Democrats love the genoside and everyone was absolutely right to usher in this fascist criminal organization to destroy the country from behind the desk.
I can't even tell if this is satire. If it's not, you need to dial it back.
For my sanity, it has to be satire
It's got to be, right? With the misspelling of "genocide" as the little nod that lets you know they're imitating a profoundly stupid point of view.
(shhhh - yeah very much satire)
*ahem*
Nooooo it's all truuuuuue!!! I are a real anticarstical sociapolist!
It’s just hard to tell man. I was talking with someone who was a real life human person living in Kyiv, and he was filling me in on all kinds of things about what the citizens of Ukraine REALLY think is important to know about the war, that sounded a lot like satire.
I recently started to use "/s" online, because comments like this now also hurts my brain.
I have a feeling this is just them wanting everything to not be about minority groups.
Or it's erasure of peoples.
Are you blind or fucking stupid?