The oldest, mannest, beardiest crossover

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The oldest, mannest, beardiest crossover
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Felt it needed a touch more Trek:

Omg, so *that's* why Janeway drinks so much coffee!? This explains like *so much*!!!

Half the time it's probably water even - face it, no human could even survive that much intake of actual coffee!? (even decaffeinated, the acidicity levels alone...)

But doing it all for the sake of the cruelty - *that's* the Janeway! :-P

We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast coffee?

Secretly, in some corners of her mind:

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Man, Jeri Ryan is beautiful but when she smiles as Seven it’s just so creepy. I love it.

“Come here and be assimilated. It doesn’t hurt.”

Add: “Right you are, Ken.” Jeri Ryan is in her late 50s and still smoking hot.

Which episode was this?

Season 5 premiere for Enterprise

I thought it was season 2 of Firefly

Omg this one hurts. RIP my Serenity...

"Multipass"

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Be careful though, sometimes it backfires and can get you into trouble with the law!

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Doesnt that only work on the weak minded?

Yes, but it also works on people doped to the gills on pipeweed.

doped to the gills on pipeweed.

Fool of a Took!

You want to go home and rethink your life

Mind tricks don't work on me. Only latinum.

Did someone say Latinum?

*canned, sitcom-style applause*

You want to go home and have second breakfast.

I do actually!

Wait, strike that, I just did (today's a holiday:-).

I remember that episode. That’s the one where Count Dracula fights Magneto over the control of the Allspark, right?

I am so sorry that you were forced to watch that episode.

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I said, what does God need with a pipe of weed?

Hrm... perhaps we need to find out?:-)

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