*MATHS

this seems like as good a place as any to mention the etymology of the word mathematics. according to wikipedia,

The word *mathematics* comes from the Ancient Greek word *máthēma* (*μάθημα*), meaning 'something learned, knowledge, mathematics', and the derived expression *mathēmatikḗ tékhnē* (μαθηματικὴ τέχνη), meaning 'mathematical science'.

so basically, math is the study of things that can be learned. 😎

GOD:

I'm gonna give humans big ol brains so they can be intelligent and do smart shit.

HUMANITY:

/invents math, then begins to tease apart the machinery of existence/

GOD:

NOT LIKE THAT

Questionable template, by otherwise good.