5x Evolutionary Winner

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submitted 4 days ago by MataVatnik@lemmy.world

5x Evolutionary Winner

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22589916

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Looks a little steamed to me,

Me after coming out of the sauna

Carcinisation goes brrrrrrrr

I had a dream where a biblically accurate angel asked me if I was a crab yet

Evolution is not teleological, though

You're in a community dedicated to science memes. That is a total compliment.

🤣 that's the joke

That’s a butter face if I ever saw one. 🤤 😋

Crab innards be looking tasty

Does this mean seagulls are OP?

Seagulls are demons and don't count in any way that matters

So what you are saying is alpha men are all cucks to the limitations of whatever masculinity arbitrarily idolizes even at the cost of being defenseless against squaking demons swooping down, plucking you up and giving you a one way ride 200 feet up into the air above the cold hard rocks?

Checks out I guess as a metaphor actually.

Indeed, kinda how conservatives are terrified of blue haired queers despite their superior alpha maleness

Marie Rose sauce is their kryptonite.

Peak performance with some lemon and butter.

Acid to cut through the fat. Let's go.