Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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- Infographics welcome, get schooled.
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
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According to research, it takes around 2000 work hours for the average academia researcher to start making shit up in order to publish a paper.
Source: an average academia researcher.
I see you just made shit up you must be very well published
75% of that time is an existential crisis.
Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.
Something-something, Geneva convention.
Well, and if you then still keep on procrastinating you'll get burned put and have to resign from academia :'(