There doesn't seem to be any sand a-rounnnd.

Different kind of science:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFGKHzY_38

Is that Sandy Loam? The mystery is solved?

So now we're siftin' just as fast as we can
Holding on to one another's pan

Omg I love this so much.

It always bugged me that the various types of "loam" don't necessarily need to have clay, sand, or silt.