Shelob is still suckin'

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Shelob is still suckin'
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Frodo just finished - Gandalf is building up - Gimli's G-spot just got discovered

Legolas pulled a muscle - Aragon passed out - Denethor is in post orgasm

Théoden is having a heart attack - Pippen is losing their virginity - Bilbo is about to start

Nah, Denethor gave a pent-up troll a blowjob.

Having or receiving?

Denethor, the bean licking champion of Gondor.

where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?

Fuck me, I'm saving that. If this was a discord, this would be pinned to the fucking fridge so fast

Friendly fire

Actually the fire comes next iirc

I love you guys. Don't ever change

Whichever lucky girl Denethor was going down on.

Eats them like cherry tomatoes

Don't know about best, but Ents have the longest.

Maybe one day, they'll find the Entwives and get back to doing that

*Don't be hasty*

This is the strangest political compass meme I've seen in a while.

Load of the Rings?

Is this a character alignment chart

Denethor into them showers

He DEVOURED that juicy fruit.

Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Lololololilllololklollolloloplolopoklloklklolkoololollooolololollhelpicantbreatheloolololllolollloo

Bilbo be Beetlejuicing there

Elrond in Mt Doom!

2x2 or 3x2 (rXc)
They seem to be genuinely enjoying the moment.

Really 2x2 though. Being held, and by him, in the moment would be transcendent.