Afternoon, officer, I'd like to report a collision

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Afternoon, officer, I'd like to report a collision
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To be fair, there was a glowing red arrow in pursuit.

“It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!”

And that concludes my presentation on the dangers of vehicular collision.

There’s one.

-Cop

Boy howdy, though! At least they came prepared!

“There’s no way a van could break that kind of wall doing the speed limit.”

“Bet.”

Maybe the cop lives there, decided to bring his work with him

dudes just trying to meet his quota.

Y’all spelled “concussion” wrong.

When your boss wants you to give 110%.

The reenactment went swimmingly boss!