Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers | New Straits Times

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Marighost

Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or

Iamsqueegee

No. Jusssst *realllly* happy to sssssee you!

Arve

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

Diplomjodler

I'll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.

over_clox

There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need...

Diplomjodler

Nah, I kinda like it.

over_clox

Congratulations! 👍

Drunemeton

Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…

Blackout , edited

Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

tacosanonymous

That’s approximately 100 too many.

Zachariah

approximately

?

Noodle07

On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants

prettybunnys

More like .7 after this mfer

SharkEatingBreakfast

Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.

ZoopZeZoop

With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes' trousers.

Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes' Trousers!

NounsAndWords

"Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

apocalypticat , edited

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each trouser?

Obi

If there's 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.

HeckGazer

Alright, showoff

aeronmelon

Wasn't this a scene from an Ernest movie?

flango

101

FuglyDuck

“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Snake. Definitely a snake.”

“Rude!”

“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”

Nakedmole

However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.