‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies
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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”
That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.
PieFed
Assault with a deli weapon
Top-tier pun!
intercontinental ballistic mayonaisse
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