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Omg, so *that's* why Janeway drinks so much coffee!? This explains like *so much*!!!

Half the time it's probably water even - face it, no human could even survive that much intake of actual coffee!? (even decaffeinated, the acidicity levels alone...)

But doing it all for the sake of the cruelty - *that's* the Janeway! :-P