PieFedIt would be much quicker, more moral, and more satisfying if Trump literally shot himself in the face, instead of only metaphorically
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trollercoasterIt would be much quicker, more moral, and more satisfying if Trump literally shot himself in the face, instead of only metaphorically
Simply invite him to a shooting range and hand him a gun. He might do just that out of sheer stupidity.
He’d immediately try to look down the barrel, just like he stared directly at the solar eclipse.
Just gently point him in the right direction when he asks which side is front and which is back.
Fisting for FreedomI miss having competent people running shit.
Competence alone would make the Iran situation less clownish, but not less grotesque. I would like a baseline of non-malice as well, please. Horrific policy and atrocities are easier to fight when they come in twos and threes, not by the dozen. And when the leadership gives a flying fuck about their own popularity, if nothing else.
Competent people wouldn’t have attacked Iran in the first place. Or arbitrarily decided to shitcan the nuclear deal, piss off allies by publicly insulting them and imposing feels-based tariffs, etc.
But you’re right - what I miss is government not run on the basis of the personal insecurities and grudges of a senile malignant narcissist, implemented by incompetent lickspittles hellbent on currying favor and personal gain at the expense of anyone/everyone else on earth.
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@CubitOom @PugJesus Is there a more fitting way for the US empire to fizzle out than being conned by a carny and imploding from self-sabotage?
I’m genuinely sorry for all the collateral damage. My municipality should truly become a sanctuary for US residents fleeing fascist bigotry. We have antifa supersoldiers ready to spill their family cans of soup for DEI.
For the rest of the world’s medium-sized fellows, the dawn of US Empire is a less daunting prospect.
I’m number one! I won all the wars I started! Now excuse me while I rape this child!
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