PieFedTrump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’
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Didn’t Scott Morrison insert a piece of coal into his anus on live tv in the Australian parliament? He must be so mad about this trophy ..
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This guy has one hell of a trophy obsession.
They’re all participation trophies, as he can’t win anything of real value.
FIFA peace price of “at least you tried”. Renewable energy price of “didn’t understand the task, but cried when he didn’t get a medal”.
He’s such a weird snowflake
Apparently the participation trophies are fine when they’re the ones getting them.
He’s the one kid at your birthday party who’s upset they’re not getting attention too.
And then starts to destroy your stuff because he never learned to cope with frustration.
Its just so fucking stupid on its face. How anyone thought calling it “clean coal” was anything besides dumb as fuck is beyond me.
Then you should visit Colstrip, Montana or similar coal towns. The propaganda works very well when it’s taught from before birth and everyone goes along even if they don’t agree!
See, I understand that. What I dont understand is why every other non-coal town trump supporter didn’t immediately understand that this was a stupid as fuck grift immediately after hearing it.
You simply can’t criticize your own team.
And that attitude has metastacized into something even worse in the last decade or so.
Cognitive dissonance and cultism.
Its just really frustrating at how easy it is. Like really fucking disheartening.
3-4 decades of crippling public education can do that
Yeah but I live in Alberta, and I don’t feel like a lot of the things I see have much to do with what I learned in public education. Maybe I’m wrong.
The propaganda works well when it the smog goes into the air and comes down as a natural occurrence beyond our control, especially when it disproportionately affects those eastward in the Jetstream. You know, the north/mid Atlantic coastal elites (just don’t mention Appalachian Pennsylvania)
Can you explain for everybody who doesn’t want to fly into the USA to visit a coal town in Montana what one will see there?
No, I think you should visit.
You’re fooling no one, American coal board tourism tsar, or whatever the crazy fuck.
Sure. Give me till after work and I’ll write up my memory and some experiences.
When is he starting to wear those nice, shiny medals like the North Korean generals are wearing?
Nobody managed to fill up both pants legs? Pathetic!
Oh he’s going to manage to fill up both pant legs…
6 of those are for basket weaving
The pants ones are probably from DLC, that’s why most don’t have them.
Can’t wait for the Food That Is Not Rice update
…and the Goose Step to march like the f’n Russians and Nazis.
This was such a comical read! It’s like reading a joke made into a serious article:
So he won a made-up award about a made-up technology. Sounds about right.
At this point I’m convinced they’re inventing shiny stuff to keep the drooling senior happy until it’s time to replace him.
Agree! It basically says so in the first sentence of the article!
Meanwhile China is positioning itself as a leader in the energy sectors of the future.
It’s depressing to watch these displays, but even more depressing in the knowledge that our nation’s power is (as usual) being squandered to make a demented old man feel like a big boy and for keeping a handful of billionaires marginally richer with money they’ll never actually live to spend anyway.
Unfortunately one of the advantages of dictatures is that it move fast in one direction. The main problem being if the leader is intelligent enough to chose the right direction, which they rarely do.
On the other hand, democracies moves slowly, but the damages done by bad leaders are often counterbalanced by the good made by better leaders.
Also dictators rarely focus moving on one direction
Gaddafi for example did good with education and healthcare, but he also many bad things.
You are right. But I didn’t mean that as “doing one thing well”, but rather “focussing on a long term objective”.
He sure does like his minors
Eyooooo!
At this rate, he’s a shoe-in for the Never Poopies in His Pants During Meetings Award of 5-Star Excellence.
Fascism is a parody of itself.
What a fucking child.
He can put it on the mantle next to Melania’s FIFA Oscar for Best performance by a whore in a documentary.
So ‘Undisputed Champion of Utter Fraud’ then.
That would be one of the few awards he actually deserves.
The child rapist has had about 7 decades of practicing fraud to win that award.
Someone should offer to present him with “America’s most talented child molester” award. At this point he’ll probably be dumb enough to accept it, and brag about it
Clean Coal is an oxymoron, like compassionate republican or good cop
He’ll also soon get an award from the foundation that promotes measles and meningitis.
Nurgle foundation
This reminds me of how I just flew through India, saw pro-coal ads crediting Modi in the airport, and then walked out into all-winter smog that smells like burning hydrocarbons.
It should be “of beautiful black coal”
Makes for a better acronym
BCC - Brainless Cucked Cunt
Watched Inglorious Basterds for the first time the other night
I’m just here so I don’t get fired energy
Clean coal makes as much sense as healthy disease
What a pathetic fucking circlejerk.
He should get a medal saying “cleverest and bestest person of the entire universe”. Hold that thought. Wondering what the stupidest thing is, which people could bring him pride in accepting
Donald “Mercury Poisoning” Trump.
Most the mercury in fish comes from fossil fuel burning and mining. Coal is both.
Participation trophy ass snowflakes
I could pay for naming a star in the past. I wonder if that grift still exists. Imagine what an oil company could get away with if they gave him a certificate showing that a star is named after him.
another participation prize for the draft dodging shitbag
This is like giving him a participation medal, which is something he and his moronic followers are vehemently against.
I wonder what the bribees gets in exchange for this made up trophy that means nothing.
Read the news. Extended life for coal power plants, upgrades, department of war signing contracts for buying coal energy etc.
Department of ’war’ has stepped up its war on the planet
Not enough propaganda. They should call it ‘Beautiful, Clean, Greenest of the Green, Climate Protecting, Bird Saving, Woke Antifa Tears Inducing, All-American, Beef Loving, Lungs Restoring Coal’.
I read that as ‘beautiful clean coat’ and wondered why would he accept a trophy for a dog.
Then I remembered that he’s a little bitch. TACO.
Last time I saw you, you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
The gas lobbyist will turn it up a notch to destroy their energy competitor, coal. Did Krasnov do anything for the black lung victims? I thought not.
How I wish they would have called it Beautiful Bleached Coal!
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Next week, the Tampax® Prize For Bigly Human Rights.
“Clean Coal”
Should have called it Big Blue Coal. Because BBC is something Trump deserves.
oxy-MORON
Trophy’s are for losers who don’t understand the game.
Made up awards for a “strong man”….