Tonk sad about missing out on Russia's 2026 GLORIOUS VICTORY DAY Parade (which will no longer feature military hardware, lmao)

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Tonk sad about missing out on Russia's 2026 GLORIOUS VICTORY DAY Parade (which will no longer feature military hardware, lmao)
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Even the official reason for not doing this is embarrassing for Russia, they’re worried Ukraine will drone strike the hardware while it’s being prepped for the parade.

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The people who used to make that tank run are probably working 16 hour shifts at a tank depot restoring ancient Soviet dogshit to throw at the front, they got no time for parades.

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The people who used make that tank run are probably working 16 hour shifts at a tank depot a muddy trench.

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The people who used make that tank run are probably working living up to 16 hour shifts at a tank depot a muddy trench.

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I loved an exchange I saw (probably badly translated, which added to the comedic aspect), which went something like:

Russian: there will be no hardware on the parade because Zelenskyy won’t allow it.

Ukrainian: Oh, no, you’re mistaken. Zeleskyy would like nothing more than there to be hardware on the parade. He even committed a platoon of drone operators to make an appearance!

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