PieFedConservative lawmakers plan to investigate Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show
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Key Points:
- A Republican congressman is requesting a formal investigation into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show.
- Rep. Andy Ogles described the performance as “pure smut” and claimed it featured illegal content for public airways.
- The performance was one of the most-watched halftime show in history and was performed almost entirely in Spanish.
- Other Republican politicians, including former President Donald Trump, also criticized the show as inappropriate.
Other Sources:
- USA Today
- Time
- The Tennesseean (Home state of this snowflake)
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That’s proper journalism.
They will investigate anything but the Epstein files.
1) If only 2) USA Today needs to either use a better model or just get rid of the AI-generated key point summary.
It’s not technically wrong though. He is a former president, as well as the current one. And I’m betting that referring to him as “former president” would get under his skin, so I’m all for it.
Former president and failed 2020 electorial candidate Donald Trump.
Nice.
It’s like gifting someone one of those gag scratch off tickets, you can’t get people’s hope up like that
I wonder how much money this investigation will cost me as a US taxpayer
Not as much as the new ballroom or the triumphal arch, I guess.
For what?!?
For being!
Not being an old white racist, to be more specific.
They are going to pull the “protecting children” line to enforce censorship.
Ah, the ol’ “I don’t know what he was saying, but I know it was bad”
That’s what the investigation is to determine, of course.
So the Fox News talking heads have something to screech about
Haven’t you heard? It’s illegal to be not-white in America now.
Not enough twerking toddlers too many twerking adults
For not sexually torturing a child on live television, apparently.
They want to get what he was singing translated so that they can make sure he was not discussing the Epstein files
You liberal snowflakes… So easily triggered.
Oh no a brown man is singing, begin a criminal investigation 😭
Investigate pedophiles in pedo island 🚫
Investigate dance moves broadcasted on TV ✅
Nice job, Republicunts
So all you have to do to upset conservatives is speak spanish in front of them. Hey is there an easy way to learn conversational spanish?
Language transfer is awesome for learning Spanish.
Awesome, thanks, looks interesting! I had never heard of it before, and I’ve been researching Spanish courses for a while now.
It provides a really easy accessible way to learn without rote memorization. It doesn’t just teach you Spanish words but how to speak the langauge.
Very cool, thanks again!
Always has been. Theyve been “deporting” legal citizens by skin color.
Just fake it. They won’t know the difference, and it will piss them off just as much as the real thing.
Get a Latin lover with limited English.
The hardest part is to start…
They want to investigate the halftime show?
Uh, I think it’s on YouTube, they can probably watch it there…
So Kid Rock regularly fucks little children. I expect his arrest any second, now.
Really leaning into it. Why not, they see the president and his whole class get away with it, kill the witnesses and get it called suicide. Child rapers are king, everyone will emulate them, in this, in lying and cheating to steal, then in slandering their victims to justify cheating them. In filing abusive lawsuits to force people to defend themselves in court even when they aren’t in the wrong.
We really couldn’t have picked a worse person for everyone to emulate.
I cannot stress how much these people should be made incompatible with leadership.
A criminal investigation in a thing that was plainly televised?? At fucking worst, you check existing laws about obscenity. What is there to investigate?
An unconscionable, baldfaced waste of time and resources for personal grievance.
As a German, the first thing that came to my mind when reading this, was the term “Entartete Kunst”.
How would you translate that to English?
“Degenerate art”. A term the Nazis used for all art they did not understand or like because it didn’t fit their ideology.
This is what I was wondering. What exactly is there to investigate? I read the article and it doesn’t say. I saw talk about gyrations and crotch-grabbing though.
It almost reads like some republicans felt a stirring in their loins and now they want an excuse to watch the show over and over again.
The party of “small Government”
Don’t forget how incredibly pro freedom of speach they are and how wildly cancel culture is solely a problem on the left. /S
For them, cancel culture is on the left, because nothing they try to cancel sticks. Who have they successfully cancelled?
Nobody cares what they think. They’re so Sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that they don’t even care what other MAGAs think. They can’t even turn Charlie Kirk into a real martyr, they’re just using his Turning Point operation as a grift now, which is what’s really important to them.
They will switch again once they aren’t in power
The US is not a serious country.
They’re low-key making him more famous. I don’t like Bad Bunny’s music but now I like him for pissing off Trump. I might revisit his songs tbh.
I’d literally never heard of him before the super bowl halftime/tpusa snowflake safe space alternative half time show. But guess who is listening now?
The investigative committee: “Guten tag.”
Remember the Saja Boys? This is this now. Feeling old yet, Gen Alpha?
Oh, now they’re going to watch it.
Fuck all the way off you fucking illiterate dipshit. The best parts of “American culture” are and always have been mocking evil puritanical shitheads like you who really just hate art in general and people you don’t own.
Investigate the Epstein files.
GOP: So….govern today?
Also GOP: Nah. Too hard.
GOP: Open baseless investigation to make the stupids think we’re doing something of value?
Also GOP: Bingo!!!
They should investigate how Kid Rock managed to fuck up his lipsync so bad and how nobody thought it’d be good to do another take since that whole bullshit was pre-recorded anyway
Meth. Investigation done.
All these conservative snowflakes are going to start an avalanche
Andy Ogles: This halftime show is making my crotch tingle!! It’s smut!!!
Mean ol Bad Bunny’s show gave him a boner and reminded him of what he isn’t getting at home. Better investigate so he can watch the show over and over again to be sure.
Are all republicans just genuinely dumb as a fucking brick?
Maybe the central theme of a functional democracy should be education, because it seems to destroy conservative agendas (because the conservative agenda is based on idiocy, hate, and racism)
Not all of them. A tiny fraction are rich and evil, but not necessarily dumb.
Most of ‘em are both
Yes, they are.
Oh noes! Somebody danced provocatively on TV!
Anyway… who are the men that were redacted out of the released Epstein files?
Apparently bringing corpses from the 90s back who got famous singing about fucking children is ok, but some people with brown skin dancing provacatively is a bridge too far.
Conservative logic.
These are the people that went crazy for Hawk Tuah girl so they can shutteth the fucketh up. They’re not on any high horse, they’re fisting the horse.
These are pedos and murderers. Nuff said.
The snowflake party.
Rep. Andy Ogles thinks that anyone with brown skin is inappropriate for broadcast television.
They’re so fucking jealous they can’t stand it lol
And how bout the ones freakin out about two men dancing real close to each other? Yeah all that sexy Latina cake and you noticed the men? Maaaan, the Cons barely fit in the closet with all those skeletons…
As if trying to leave Puerto Rico to fend for itself after a hurricane disaster wasn’t enough.
Fucking assholes every fucking day, doing nothing but to serve Kluxers.
Irrelevant losers.
What a fucking waste of resources and time, jesus fuckin christ
I don’t know, I think Hillbilly Vanilli takes prize here.
Fantastic! I love it.
Was too much shoulder visible or was it women with their hair uncovered?
Ok we all know the real reason is he’s brown and spoke Spanish but that’s not remotely against FCC rules.
A new distraction from the Epstein Files, stealing Venezuelan oil, clearing Gaza to build the Trump Gaza Dubai, Paramilitary Death Squads roaming the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against innocent citizens, accepting bribes from Arab businessmen, building concentration camps around the country, stealing elections, losing EVERY court case, PEDOPHILES, etc.
But by all means, let’s get to the bottom of this Bad Bunny scandal.
For what? A translation, just because he failed Spanish in school?
Pearl clutching
I think they’re trying to whip the pearls at the face of passersby at this point.
Well whip I whip never! whip
Ah yes, conservatives tacklng the important social issues head on!
Fucking useless cunts
Former President Donald Trump? Oh AI, do better.
I think it’s a good dig at him
Former president and failed candidate in the 2020 presidential election Donald Trump…
Strictly speaking both statements are correct, so why now?
Ogles can’t deal with ogling. Ironic.
Tax season is upon us. So glad it’s being used for important issues like… this. /s
The Hays Code is back https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hays_Code
🙄
Sir, I need a close up on that crotchital region. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Okay now let’s use some AI to digitally remove the clothing, we need to determine if there are any weapons of mass destruction. Yes, enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Oh. OH GOD. OH, I’m going to need a minute to inspect the evidence. Clear the room. Enhance. Enhan Aye Papi! Si, Papi. Si.
you should be banned from pretending to care about any morals when your god is mentioned in the Epstein files a million times.
Oh good I’m sure this will help the poor, sick, and vulnerable…
“Ma’am what did your nephew say when you asked him why he had so many girlfriends?”
“Senator, he said he has one girlfriend, and tomorrow he will have another one”
??
“Titi me preguntó si tengo muchas novias, muchas novias. Hoy tengo a una mañana a otra”
Republicans, “PORNOGRAPHY!!! And devil-speak!!”
They’re gonna look at it real close. Especially the male dancers. They’ll pay particular attention to them.