The Monkey's Paw

Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?

I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.

It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

A good one.

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And that it's genetic, so that it's passed down to all his descendants; and that all people who marry into the family also have it happen to them

No one else can use it so maybe I can do some good with that money

That’s it

I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring like at all.