how does it happen every time

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image of Noah from the Bible with his animals. caption: ain't no way god told Noah to put two small white dogs with shit in their eyes on the ark

(or any animal for that matter)

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What?

They’re referring to these kind of dogs:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/small-white-dogs-with-crusty-eyes

I was reading it literally, like they had actual shit in their eyes, and was wondering what was wrong with this guy’s dogs. My terrier loves rolling in shit, but not in her eyes.


So Maltese and Shih Tzus? The earliest date I saw for either of those was 1000 BC and according to Answers in Genesis, the most prominent young earth creation group, Noah’s flood happened at 2300 BC. That means that the meme’s intuition is correct and God never told Noah to bring them on the ark, Christianity is saved!


That website is unusable

Dude, all it is is a menu bar, a search bar, some tags, and a pinned post. Under that is a header with a picture to describe the header. If you can’t understand that then I have no idea how you’ve figured out the internet thus far

Ah, you forgot about the lag and the abundance of ads

The secret ingredient is an ad-blocker.

You know that a blocking is illegal, right?








Well apparently new flood is coming in christmas, some Noah from Ghana is building ark

Again?

Seems like it, I heard it on tiktok some dude building ark and apparently it will rain for like 3 years. Apparently he is building 10 arks. People on tiktok are making fun of him in the comments saying stuff like

<<please make plugs so we can charge our phones>> and joking about this.

https://m.youtube.com/@EBONOAH/short

Also to make everything clear, this won’t happen many reasons why but if we assume everything in the bible 100% happened and was true, well bible says in the Genesis 9:11 that god will not send another flood so it is not even biblically accurate. I just thought this is kinda funny

I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”


he may not be wrong about the flood, but it will happen because all the snow and ice has melted on earth and the sea levels have risen.

but not in Africa.





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