"I, a genius, have done my OWN RESEARCH"

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"I, a genius, have done my OWN RESEARCH"
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by Meme Curator OP depth: 1

Explanation: It was a common pop history misconception in the 20th century that Columbus believed the world was round while everyone else was a flat earther, which is why he attempted the expedition to Asia.

… the truth is that everyone who wasn’t an utter fanatic or backwards peasant (which, tbf, were both non-negligible portions of the population at the time) knew the earth was fucking round. Since the Classical era, for that matter, academics had engaged in scientific experiments to demonstrate the approximate size of the earth, even. The reason why Columbus was jonesing to sail, and no one else did before him, was because everyone else knew that Asia was too far to be reached by extant ships, with everyone onboard doomed to die a horrific and slow death of dehydration and/or starvation before reaching Asian shores.

Columbus, on the other hand, believed his (INCREDIBLY faulty) estimations of the earth’s circumference were correct, and everyone else was wrong, which is why he was so ready to make the trip. Spain’s monarchs, looking for a new advantage, took a gamble with a (relatively) low cost, gave Columbus a few ships, and said “Godspeed you, brave idiot, and hopefully bring back trade routes for the prosperity of the Crown”

Columbus lucked the fuck out by finding an entire continent lodged between Asia and Europe (he still believed he found Asia even on his deathbed, even as everyone else started saying “Wait, shit, Columbus didn’t find Asia, he found something NEW"), otherwise, his expedition would’ve ended with nothing but three ghost hulks led by an eternally cocksure idiot.

May I add that we are lucky to be called America and Americans. Usually they name things using last names. Imagine Americo Vestpuci…..hmmm what should we name this place??? Aha!

Vestpuciland! We have the best….

Vespuccia

They didn’t speak English in Spain back then, but I’m not sure how they would handle the Italian.

My guess would have been either Vesputia or just Vespia.

That latter ones sounds like a cool name for a dystopian retelling/alternate of the history of the New World.

Yeah, Vespia is way more like it.




by Meme Curator OP depth: 3

Vestpuciland! We have the best….

Wasps and/or urinals?


Ohhh you must be chinese! -Columbus, probably




Think how different the world would be if this one dude could just do some fucking math

It’s the same now. Management asks for estimates then picks their own number anyway.



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