So, I was thinking, what if we release Komodo dragons into the Florida swamps? Hear me out!

First off all let’s get one thing straight- there’s too many people on this planet, and we’re all fat. I think the most compelling argument would be, here, that you could create a new disruptive technology that would save money and cut costs.

You release the dragons into the swamps of Florida, and they thrive, because they will. They are very resilient. Very fast. Very hungry. And they kind of invade and dominate the wetlands within a few years or so, predating basically everything in there, until there is nothing left.

And that’s the beauty part. Because once they go hungry, because they ate all the snakes, and alligators, and some cats and dogs. Guess what- they now only hunt people, because they ate everything else. And this is the great part, because, since humans won’t no longer be in an apex predator situation, humans would get hunted. They would be scared to leave their houses, they would have to travel in flock, they would exercise, they would mind their surroundings, the benefits are clear to the health care industry that doesn’t only get fewer, but healthier patients, saving the government billions of dollars annually.

Eh?